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Rules for Women

Posted 12-05-2008 at 11:44 PM by duplu
You've probably all seen this before but it's so true that it need repeating:

Men are not that hard to figure out. Just follow the rules!

The Rules
  1. Men are NOT mind readers.
  2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
  3. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
  4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no,
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Rant - Mini-roundabouts

Posted 10-05-2008 at 09:54 PM by duplu
Updated 11-05-2008 at 12:52 PM by duplu
What is it with mini-roundabouts that hardly anyone knows how to use them correctly. You approach one and correctly give way to the person on your right and then they sit there like a lemon because they've got no idea whether it's their turn or not!

Then someone will edge forward in a vain attempt to cross the mini-roundabout before slamming on their brakes because someone else has decided to edge forward.

It makes me want to roll down my window and shout out "It's...
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