1)

As Dulpu said above, don't mess with us when the sports on. I remember it was the World Cup Final and the missus wanted to go out for a coffee - Outrageous.

2)

Shopping - When women try something on in the shops, do they want me to lie to them. If it's crap I'm gonna tell them - I've never lied and I'm not gonna start now. The grief I get if I don't agree is unbelievable. Also has anyone else noticed that if you say "I don't like what your wearing tonight", they leave it on for spite, but if you say "I like dress", they change 5 times into something else.

3)

Memory - Why is it that if you tell women anything and you ask them say a few years down the line to remember, and they don't remember that's fine. But if they tell you, or ask you to remember something that is nonsense, and you don't remember it means men are not listening to a thing women say, and that you don't care about them the way you did when you started courting.

Rant over - Lol