Cute Spider

[adydb]

Originally Posted by mikenoble

Looks like this spider:

ZEBRA SPIDER.

Zebra spiders are often noted for their 'curiosity' when observed, many seem aware of their audience and seem to respond by raising their head and looking back at the person. This spider uses its four pairs of large eyes to locate prey and it's jumping ability to pounce and capture it

Mike why did you omit the "and inject vast amounts of poison after capture and as normally fatal even to the average human" lol............

I can just picture Frig pulling his doors as tightly shut as the go and calling 118 asking for rentokil.....hope i'm not responsible for 'Balcs' demise , it was a joke!




Frig, bought any Bananas lately?..............kinda looks like Elton John tbh




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[altharic]

Originally Posted by frig

Spider

I think he was looking to chib yee.....

Reproduction

When these spiders meet, the male carries out a courtship dance involving waving his front legs and moving his abdomen up and down. The better the dance the more likely the female will want to mate, although arachnologists have yet to discover what it is the female looks for in a mating dance. Despite their good eyesight, males will sometimes accidentally perform a mating dance in front of another male. When this happens the two males usually fight. Males will also perform courtship dances in front of their own reflection in a mirror.

Or make leeeerve you decide.

[cardie1]

Originally Posted by altharic

I think he was looking to chib yee.....

Reproduction

When these spiders meet, the male carries out a courtship dance involving waving his front legs and moving his abdomen up and down. The better the dance the more likely the female will want to mate, although arachnologists have yet to discover what it is the female looks for in a mating dance. Despite their good eyesight, males will sometimes accidentally perform a mating dance in front of another male. When this happens the two males usually fight. Males will also perform courtship dances in front of their own reflection in a mirror.

Or make leeeerve you decide.

pretty easy way for a spider just flap yerr arms and shake yer arse and yee got yeself a girlfriend

[altharic]

Originally Posted by cardie1

pretty easy way for a spider just flap yerr arms and shake yer arse and yee got yeself a girlfriend

Aye but usually she eats you afterwards if you are a spider.

[aaamusements]

Originally Posted by altharic

Aye but usually she eats you afterwards if you are a spider.

Bonus!

Oh... not the good kind of eating...

[Liverpool2008]

Originally Posted by adydb

Frig, bought any Bananas lately?..............kinda looks like Elton John tbh

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Best post of the year lmfao

[frig]

Originally Posted by adydb

Frig, bought any Bananas lately?..............kinda looks like Elton John tbh

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Hang on...I can hear 'candle in the wind' coming from outside.

[altharic]

Think Frig needs to come clean..........you ate him didn't you.