Bloke comes home from work one day and says to his wife;
"Tomorrow, you me and the dog are going fishing"
"But I don't want to go fishing" replies the wife
"Well tomorrow, you me and the dog are going fishing " insisits the husband
"But I don't want to go fishing" replies the wife again
"OK, if you don't want to go fishing, either give me a blowjob or let me f**k you up the ass" says her husband
The wife thinks about this for a few minutes and although she doesn't want to do either, she also doesn't want to go fishing. "Very well" she replies, "I'll give you a blowjob then"
Within seconds of starting the deed she exclaims "Oh god that's disgusting, your dick tastes of shit"
"Yeah I know" replies her husband with a simle, "the dog didn't want to go fishing either"
Now that's a joke!! :P
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