A fat bloke goes to the doctors because he's dangerously overweight. The doctor examines him and says 'Yes....I think I can see what the problem is. It's your feet. Your feet are making you fat.'
'How come?' the tubby gent replies.
'Well Sir....you can't keep them out of the cake-shop'.
A bloke goes into a sex shop and says, 'I'd like to buy a sex-doll please'. The assistant says,'Certainly sir. we have two types, standard which costs £50, and Muslim which costs £120'
'What's so special about the Muslim one?' says the bloke.
'It blows itself up', comes the reply.
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