if we're going for old jokes.....
why did the chicken cross the road.... (do I need to finish this)
ok... pub related jokes.
a man walks into a bar... OUCH.
2 men walk into a bar, (which is stupid as you'd think one of them would have noticed it!)
a packet of crisps walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of guinness..... the barman replys... sorry sir, we don't serve food here!.
a lion walks into a bar and orders..... a large coke........and...... a packet of crisps...... Certainly sir, replys the barman but why the large pause? (paws)
an antelope walks into a bar and orders a strongbow, the barman serves him then asks... why the long face?
(back to my white room now, hmmm soft padding)
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The cake is a lie!!
GLaDOS: "There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all your friends were invited to. I even invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him..."
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