Michael Jackson asks his lawyer to get him a good DVD in to watch.
"Shall I get you Aladdin?" asks the lawyer.
"Dont you think im in enough trouble???" says Jacko.
I know its a bit old now, but its not on here lol
And the worst joke in history I heard when I was at school......
Two biscuits walking down the street. One says "Where do you live?"
The other replies "Im not telling you, you'll nick my washing!!"
Thats poor.......
Two piles of sick are walking down the street, one of them starts crying.
"Whats up with you" asks the first one.
The second one says "I was brought up round here"
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