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Old 25-03-2005, 02:18 AM   #12 (permalink)
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A young black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking bread. He walks up to the flour and covers his face in it.

"Look mum...I'm a white boy" he cries.

His mum gives him such a slap in the face and says "Go show your father what you have done".

The boy goes to his father and reluctantly says "Look dad...I'm a white boy".

His father puts the boy across his knee and spanks his arse and then tells the boy "Go show your Grandmother what you've done".

The boy goes to his grandmother and sheeplishly says "Look gran...I'm a white boy".

The gran gives him a clip around the ear and tells him to go back to his mother.

The boy goes back and immediately his mother says "I hope you've learned a valuable lesson today".

To which the boy replies...."Damn right I have.....I've only been a white boy for 5 minutes and I hate you black b******s already!!!!".
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